we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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