Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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