Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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