They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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