this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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