your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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