Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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