Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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