Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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