I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The beer is more important than you right now.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
