I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This is classic penis vs brain.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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