I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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