Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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