come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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