You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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