She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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