chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
