i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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