someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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