sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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