is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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