I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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