I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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