i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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