i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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