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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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