Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
