i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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