you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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