So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
false alarm, still single
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