oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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