So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Randomize
