physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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