like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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