oh god the rape fog is back!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
A+ Viking dick
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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