Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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