is wine microwaveable?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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