return my video game
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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