Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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