the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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