no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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