yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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