I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If I had your ass I would rule the world
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
