It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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