I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
God, I missed his penis.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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