I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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