Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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