Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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