i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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