you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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