Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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