Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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